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I just found this article on a bogus newspaper site. This site is known for coming up with fake news articles as if they were real. This article however dates back to 2011 when Belgium wasn't able to form a government for more than a year. https://www.raaskalderij.be/2011/01/koning-...e-preformateur/You probably can't read it in the link since it's written in Dutch but I will try to translate it below. It's probably not even that funny anymore since the facts date back six years but I'll give it a go. King Albert appoints MacGyver as a new preformateur LAKEN - King Albert surely didn't steal his recent earned name as 'Belgian of the Year.' This afternoon around 2 pm the king received no one else than Angus MacGyver at the palace of Laken to help out Elio Di Rupo (PS), Bart De Wever (N-VA) en Johan Vande Lannote (SP.A) in their extremely difficult assignment. "If someone can save our country, it's him,' as it was said in Laken. "MacGyver has all the capacity and experience to be a great addition for our problems", the king said in a press announcement later in the day. "He's not afraid to get his hands dirty and is bilingual (speaks and writes in English), has lots of experience in solving major problems and has fans on both sides of the language border. He also has a very confident appearance. With this new angle - the use of scientific knowledge and inventive use of house-, garden- and kitchen stuff in combination with a Swiss Army Knife - it is certain new grounds can be explored to find a solution in a nearly desperate situation. The other players are very positive on his coming: "He has proven more than once to be able to think and create complexe machines in only a matter of minutes," according to Bart De Wever, "perhaps that is what are country needs most of all. Accidit in puncto, quod non speratur in anno!”* Also Elio Di Rupo is carefully positive about the 'MacGyverism' (the use of everyday stuff to create machines because of the despise of the use of guns). (enthusiastic) "He succeeded in using house- garden or kitchenstuff to create a poison or an explosion. Bang!" Cotton swab Angus MacGyver didn't had much to say about the whole situation, although he told the press that had to deal with desperate situations before, like the time he had to take out two bazooka's with only a paperclip, shoelaces and a screwdriver." A first concrete note about the splitting of Brussels-Halle-Vilvoorde by use of Butterfly Abs (an electronic, muscle stimulation device) and a cotton swab is to be expected next Monday: "We can not rush into things, right now", MacGyver concludes. Translation Latin expression. *"In one moment happens what no one expected in a year." Expression of the Holy Roman Emperor Ferdinand I (1503-1564). That government formation lasted 541 days and is officially known as the longest world record ever in the book of Guinness. But I really thought it was a cool article even though it's fake and just call Mac to solve the situation.

I think the poison that was used was applied to this knife, passed to the mutton when it was cut and then activated by the wine. - MacGyver. Sometimes you just have to die a little inside to be reborn and rise again as a stronger and wiser version of you. It's better to be a little sad than to be fake content.
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