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Posted: 2 December 2016 - 08:57 AM                                    
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QUOTE (MacGyverGod @ 10 November 2016 - 12:44 PM)

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I'm sure everyone knows this by now, but I still laugh like a maniac every time I see it roller.gif




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News anchor throws pen on his head.

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Careful even toy cars can blow up.

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Not now, honey!

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Ari Gold loses his temper. Don't we all have these moments?



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LOL! The explosions remind me of Up by Michael Bay.



And for the fun of it... RDA trolling in Odd Jobs. lol Spud...




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When someone rearranged your X-Files dvd collection. biggrin.gif

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QUOTE (MacGyverGod @ 11 December 2016 - 08:06 PM)
When someone rearranged your X-Files dvd collection. biggrin.gif

That's great! laugh.gif



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This terrible year, gets his own movie.


Unwrapping Christmas presents is so much fun, isn't it?



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Maybe a little late but this is Home Alone rated R.

https://youtu.be/Vx1eA0GcGRU
What if the old Marley was a killer?

Some guy just added digital blood to it, upping the violence much more. Got into this by accident. Lots of theories on how Kevin might become the Jigsaw Killer as well. I'm thinking now, reboot Home Alone with a grown up Kevin as a killer and make it a horror movie with a touch of black humor. Or simply give him a part in the next Saw movie (probably too late already since it's almost finished).



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Speaking of "Home Alone" - have you ever seen the video of what would have happened to Harry and Marv it they were hurt like this for real? I think they both would have died for like 10 times.




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I have seen another one in which actual doctors and nurses explain the consequences of some of the traps. The first movie is still alright, but I always thought the boobytraps in the second movie are downright deadly.





Looks like the first one of the second clip when Harry falls on the car means bad news for Mac as well. Maybe they should make a clip about the Mac-injuries. Though mainly gunshots, there still the blows to the head, a poisoning here and an explosion there, maybe a rocket to a car.

Funny yet educational but let's not forget that in the first place they're meant to be movies. So don't think too hard about it.



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Okay this is my last attempt. Since the inauguration is today ill probably be hated after this. biggrin.gif
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Ash receives the news about Trump being president and takes a moment to sit down and have a blast.



This is what Trump must think.




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QUOTE (denizen @ 16 January 2017 - 12:48 AM)
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I'm trying so hard to be politically neutral... but that is hilarious... XD



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I just found this article on a bogus newspaper site. This site is known for coming up with fake news articles as if they were real. This article however dates back to 2011 when Belgium wasn't able to form a government for more than a year.

https://www.raaskalderij.be/2011/01/koning-...e-preformateur/
You probably can't read it in the link since it's written in Dutch but I will try to translate it below. It's probably not even that funny anymore since the facts date back six years but I'll give it a go.

King Albert appoints MacGyver as a new preformateur

LAKEN - King Albert surely didn't steal his recent earned name as 'Belgian of the Year.' This afternoon around 2 pm the king received no one else than Angus MacGyver at the palace of Laken to help out Elio Di Rupo (PS), Bart De Wever (N-VA) en Johan Vande Lannote (SP.A) in their extremely difficult assignment. "If someone can save our country, it's him,' as it was said in Laken.

"MacGyver has all the capacity and experience to be a great addition for our problems", the king said in a press announcement later in the day. "He's not afraid to get his hands dirty and is bilingual (speaks and writes in English), has lots of experience in solving major problems and has fans on both sides of the language border. He also has a very confident appearance.

With this new angle - the use of scientific knowledge and inventive use of house-, garden- and kitchen stuff in combination with a Swiss Army Knife - it is certain new grounds can be explored to find a solution in a nearly desperate situation.

The other players are very positive on his coming: "He has proven more than once to be able to think and create complexe machines in only a matter of minutes," according to Bart De Wever, "perhaps that is what are country needs most of all. Accidit in puncto, quod non speratur in anno!”*

Also Elio Di Rupo is carefully positive about the 'MacGyverism' (the use of everyday stuff to create machines because of the despise of the use of guns). (enthusiastic) "He succeeded in using house- garden or kitchenstuff to create a poison or an explosion. Bang!"

Cotton swab

Angus MacGyver didn't had much to say about the whole situation, although he told the press that had to deal with desperate situations before, like the time he had to take out two bazooka's with only a paperclip, shoelaces and a screwdriver." A first concrete note about the splitting of Brussels-Halle-Vilvoorde by use of Butterfly Abs (an electronic, muscle stimulation device) and a cotton swab is to be expected next Monday: "We can not rush into things, right now", MacGyver concludes.

Translation Latin expression.
*"In one moment happens what no one expected in a year." Expression of the Holy Roman Emperor Ferdinand I (1503-1564).

That government formation lasted 541 days and is officially known as the longest world record ever in the book of Guinness. But I really thought it was a cool article even though it's fake and just call Mac to solve the situation.



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Sometimes it takes Mac to solve even issues like this!! thumbsup.gif



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Anyone watch Whose Line Is It Anyway? My family and I used to watch it every week, still do when I get the chance. The show always had us in stitches.




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Yup, I used to love Who's Line is it Anyway. They're great.



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That makes so much sense now! XD

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I absolutely LOVE that Jedi!!! thumbsup.gif thumbsup.gif



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Japanese Google Translate... XD




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Too painful too watch! My ears! My ears are bleeding!



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That was the most unconvincing "I hate you" in history. XD

A friend of mine showed this to me, and I nearly choked on my coffee I was laughing so hard.



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No way Jedi. biggrin.gif

Just kidding, that's all.



"The bag's not for what I take, Colson - it's for what I find along the way."

 
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Interesting. A scene of the clown from IT without his makeup. biggrin.gif



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