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LOL! Nice! Sounds like something I'd end up doing myself.
The "Too Many Facial Expressions" gets me EVERY time. lol
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You like facial expressions? You ever saw someone coming out of anaesthesia after they got their wisdom teeth pulled out?
This girl comes around and she can't remember what happened and her boyfriend is messing with her.
Maybe I'm overdoing it a bit now but this was split up in two videos. I think the second part is actually the beginning and I noticed I saw the girl in a failarmy video before. Just for your information, in the second video the girl loses the gauze and there's a bit of blood to be seen. Her reaction is hilarious though.
Seriously, what are US dentists using for sedatives? In Europe or as far as I know at least in Belgium they sedate you locally, you're awake to whole time. It just numbs the mouth for a few hours, making you look like hamster maybe. In the US they really seem to have a blast afterwards.
I just remember what that kid in Final Destination 2 says: If he gives me the gas and I wake up with my pants unbuttoned, we ain't paying.
Or of course the classic dentist scene in Lethal Weapon 4: using laughing gas to make the bad guy talk.
I think the poison that was used was applied to this knife, passed to the mutton when it was cut and then activated by the wine. - MacGyver. Sometimes you just have to die a little inside to be reborn and rise again as a stronger and wiser version of you. It's better to be a little sad than to be fake content.
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Episode:Halloween Knights
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QUOTE (MacGyverGod @ 12 December 2017 - 08:09 AM)
You like facial expressions? You ever saw someone coming out of anaesthesia after they got their wisdom teeth pulled out?
This girl comes around and she can't remember what happened and her boyfriend is messing with her.
Maybe I'm overdoing it a bit now but this was split up in two videos. I think the second part is actually the beginning and I noticed I saw the girl in a failarmy video before. Just for your information, in the second video the girl loses the gauze and there's a bit of blood to be seen. Her reaction is hilarious though.
Seriously, what are US dentists using for sedatives? In Europe or as far as I know at least in Belgium they sedate you locally, you're awake to whole time. It just numbs the mouth for a few hours, making you look like hamster maybe. In the US they really seem to have a blast afterwards.
I just remember what that kid in Final Destination 2 says: If he gives me the gas and I wake up with my pants unbuttoned, we ain't paying.
Or of course the classic dentist scene in Lethal Weapon 4: using laughing gas to make the bad guy talk.
And this is exactly why I don't want to have to be drugged anytime soon.
"If at first you don't succeed, get a bigger hammer" - Hank The Cowdog
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Maybe not but I think working at a dental office there and see patients coming around must be a real hoot.
I think the poison that was used was applied to this knife, passed to the mutton when it was cut and then activated by the wine. - MacGyver. Sometimes you just have to die a little inside to be reborn and rise again as a stronger and wiser version of you. It's better to be a little sad than to be fake content.
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Another story I heard on Pinterest: A drama/English teacher was a vegan who was strongly against killing animals. Once he accidently stepped on a ladybug. He got all pale and shaky, bent down, and cradled the broken body in his hands while reciting Hamlet quotes. No one had the heart to tell him it was just a red M&M.
"If at first you don't succeed, get a bigger hammer" - Hank The Cowdog
"You have the heart of a chief, and the soul of a dragon"- How to Train Your Dragon 2
"[T]he more we try to understand one another, the more exceptional each one of us will be" - Zootopia
"Love makes you do strange things." - Charlie Brown
"When something looks too perfect, it probably sucks" - Dreamworks Dragons Race to the Edge
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When you don't have a swimming pool, you improvise.
This is why you shouldn't train in the house.
I think the poison that was used was applied to this knife, passed to the mutton when it was cut and then activated by the wine. - MacGyver. Sometimes you just have to die a little inside to be reborn and rise again as a stronger and wiser version of you. It's better to be a little sad than to be fake content.
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QUOTE (MacGyverGod @ 15 December 2017 - 08:20 AM)
When you don't have a swimming pool, you improvise.
This is why you shouldn't train in the house.
That second video... he kinda brought that upon himself.
I found another thing on pinterest. THIS IS THIS CAT THIS IS IS CAT THIS IS HOW CAT THIS IS TO CAT THIS IS KEEP CAT THIS IS AN CAT THIS IS IDIOT CAT THIS IS BUSY CAT THIS IS FOR CAT THIS IS FORTY CAT THIS IS SECONDS CAT Now, go back and read the third word in each sentence. The embarrassing thing is I fell for it. Completely.
"If at first you don't succeed, get a bigger hammer" - Hank The Cowdog
"You have the heart of a chief, and the soul of a dragon"- How to Train Your Dragon 2
"[T]he more we try to understand one another, the more exceptional each one of us will be" - Zootopia
"Love makes you do strange things." - Charlie Brown
"When something looks too perfect, it probably sucks" - Dreamworks Dragons Race to the Edge
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Something I heard on the radio: A woman was gardening when her dog came up to her with a dead rabbit in his mouth. She panicked because she recognized it as her neighbor's pet. She didn't get along with them anyway, and she didn't want to tell them her dog killed their bunny. She wrestled it out of her dog's jaws, brought it inside, bathed it and brushed it, and sneaked into the neighbor's yard and placed it in the cage. Twenty minutes later, she heard a scream from next door. Pretending she had no idea what was wrong, she jumped over the fence and yelled, "What? What's wrong?" Her neighbor stared at her, all pale and shaky, and said, "Two weeks ago, our rabbit died and we buried him, and now he's BACK!"
"If at first you don't succeed, get a bigger hammer" - Hank The Cowdog
"You have the heart of a chief, and the soul of a dragon"- How to Train Your Dragon 2
"[T]he more we try to understand one another, the more exceptional each one of us will be" - Zootopia
"Love makes you do strange things." - Charlie Brown
"When something looks too perfect, it probably sucks" - Dreamworks Dragons Race to the Edge
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Nice one.
I think the poison that was used was applied to this knife, passed to the mutton when it was cut and then activated by the wine. - MacGyver. Sometimes you just have to die a little inside to be reborn and rise again as a stronger and wiser version of you. It's better to be a little sad than to be fake content.
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You gotta be careful where you surf.
I think the poison that was used was applied to this knife, passed to the mutton when it was cut and then activated by the wine. - MacGyver. Sometimes you just have to die a little inside to be reborn and rise again as a stronger and wiser version of you. It's better to be a little sad than to be fake content.
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Season: season 4
Episode:Deadly Dreams
Vehicle: Jeep
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Need bad jokes? Here ya go! Take notes... XD
"Walk in love. Walk in service. And you will walk in honor." (Good Knight MacGyver) "Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow." - Albert Einstein "What are ferrets made of? Happiness."
I think the poison that was used was applied to this knife, passed to the mutton when it was cut and then activated by the wine. - MacGyver. Sometimes you just have to die a little inside to be reborn and rise again as a stronger and wiser version of you. It's better to be a little sad than to be fake content.
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Boing! Merry Christmas.
If I get that on my head, I would start singing: Jingle Bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way.
I think the poison that was used was applied to this knife, passed to the mutton when it was cut and then activated by the wine. - MacGyver. Sometimes you just have to die a little inside to be reborn and rise again as a stronger and wiser version of you. It's better to be a little sad than to be fake content.
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Episode:Deadly Dreams
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One of my friends LOVES Robot Chicken, especially the Star Wars clips. Took me a while to find a clean one though... XD
"Walk in love. Walk in service. And you will walk in honor." (Good Knight MacGyver) "Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow." - Albert Einstein "What are ferrets made of? Happiness."
"Showoff" Cracks me up! 
That second video... he kinda brought that upon himself.
At least she seems to enjoy her job. 
