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Dragondog

Posted: 2 January 2018 - 02:39 PM

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Yes.

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"If at first you don't succeed, get a bigger hammer" - Hank The Cowdog

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Posted: 2 January 2018 - 04:03 PM

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So true!

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Posted: 2 January 2018 - 11:33 PM

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Posted: 3 January 2018 - 12:40 AM

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Spelling mistakes.

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Uh-oh.

Mmm, dognuts.

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Is 'as' with double 's' or not? Hmm.

Would be somebody please call...

And here's a dog with an opinion of his owner.

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I think the poison that was used was applied to this knife, passed to the mutton when it was cut and then activated by the wine. - MacGyver.
Sometimes you just have to die a little inside to be reborn and rise again as a stronger and wiser version of you.
It's better to be a little sad than to be fake content.

MacGyverGod

Posted: 3 January 2018 - 04:24 AM

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Want to learn how to speak Japanese fast, listen to this song.

Dragondog

Posted: 3 January 2018 - 01:22 PM

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QUOTE (MacGyverGod @ 2 January 2018 - 06:40 AM)

Spelling mistakes.

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Uh-oh.

Mmm, dognuts.

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Is 'as' with double 's' or not? Hmm.

Would be somebody please call...

People really need to double-check their work. Then again, maybe they do this on purpose just to see if someone catches them.

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Posted: 3 January 2018 - 01:44 PM

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Posted: 3 January 2018 - 04:35 PM

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MacGyverGod

Posted: 3 January 2018 - 11:27 PM

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A bathroom towel or a towel to do the dishes?

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Posted: 4 January 2018 - 01:34 PM

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QUOTE (MacGyverGod @ 3 January 2018 - 05:27 AM)

A bathroom towel or a towel to do the dishes?

Either way, cat's gonna run away soon's he gets wet. "ABORT MISSION!!!"

MacGyverGod

Posted: 5 January 2018 - 01:30 AM

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I heard dogs are much better towels.

1:53.

*Mask laugh: Ha-ha-ha!*

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Posted: 5 January 2018 - 09:17 AM

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Who's cats are these, I wonder?

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Posted: 5 January 2018 - 09:56 AM

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Just TRY to explain this!

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MacGyverGod

Posted: 5 January 2018 - 10:25 AM

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Well, boss, um... there was a traffic jam.
A traffic jam? Was there an accident?
Not exactly um... it was an inflatable minion.
A minion? That's preposterous. Who do you take me for?
Um...
Don't answer that, just get to work.
Yes, sir. Thank you, sir.

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Posted: 5 January 2018 - 10:30 AM

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So, how many of you guys can relate to this?

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Posted: 6 January 2018 - 02:56 PM

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I NEVER thought about this...

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MacGyverGod

Posted: 6 January 2018 - 11:14 PM

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Depends who my dentist is. If it's a man, forget it. He might pop.

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Posted: 9 January 2018 - 12:57 PM

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Makes me smile every time. Not sure why.

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Posted: 10 January 2018 - 07:00 AM

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This cracks me up. I'm not sure why.

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Posted: 10 January 2018 - 02:39 PM

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SO TRUE!!!!!

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Posted: 11 January 2018 - 12:03 AM

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Dragondog

Posted: 11 January 2018 - 09:44 AM

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I hate when that happens

Ever try to teach someone from the previous generation how to text?

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Posted: 11 January 2018 - 10:04 AM

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Timon and Pumbaa

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Posted: 11 January 2018 - 10:06 AM

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Now THAT'S the kind of picture you grab only once in a lifetime.

So, have you ever been through this?

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Posted: 11 January 2018 - 02:50 PM

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Okay, if this happened to me as a kid, I'd be questioning my anxiety levels.

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Barry Rowland

Posted: 12 January 2018 - 01:42 AM

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I'm getting caught up after a few days....these are HILARIOUS!!!

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Posted: 12 January 2018 - 09:11 AM

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Siblings

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Posted: 12 January 2018 - 01:44 PM

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This is why it's always helpful to double-check when you're not sure.

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Posted: 12 January 2018 - 01:45 PM

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Communication problems.

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Barry Rowland

Posted: 12 January 2018 - 02:51 PM

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