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Dragondog

Posted: 12 January 2018 - 02:55 PM

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"If at first you don't succeed, get a bigger hammer" - Hank The Cowdog

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"[T]he more we try to understand one another, the more exceptional each one of us will be" - Zootopia

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"When something looks too perfect, it probably sucks" - Dreamworks Dragons Race to the Edge

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Posted: 12 January 2018 - 03:03 PM

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These are great!

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Posted: 14 January 2018 - 10:05 AM

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Gonna be a LOOOOOOONG time before Nana has THIS mastered.

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Posted: 15 January 2018 - 06:37 AM

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This sounds like something my best friends' dad would've done. I swear, those of us with insect and spider phobias don't get any respect from those without them.

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Posted: 15 January 2018 - 12:14 PM

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You are SO right Dragondog!!

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Posted: 15 January 2018 - 02:55 PM

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That will NOT help anyone's self esteem!

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Posted: 16 January 2018 - 10:39 AM

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I'd LOVE to know what she was actually trying to say.

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Posted: 16 January 2018 - 01:21 PM

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I swear, this one is my favorite.

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Posted: 16 January 2018 - 02:50 PM

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Though I love this one, too.

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Posted: 17 January 2018 - 02:49 PM

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Nice one.

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Posted: 17 January 2018 - 02:58 PM

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QUOTE (Dragondog @ 10 January 2018 - 06:50 PM)

Okay, if this happened to me as a kid, I'd be questioning my anxiety levels.

Bad spelling runs in their family. It's THIEF and CLOSET.

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Posted: 17 January 2018 - 03:00 PM

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QUOTE (beth @ 16 January 2018 - 08:58 PM)

QUOTE (Dragondog @ 10 January 2018 - 06:50 PM)

Okay, if this happened to me as a kid, I'd be questioning my anxiety levels.

Bad spelling runs in their family. It's THIEF and CLOSET.

When you're panicked like that, why pay attention to spelling? Not like the killer is going to say, "Oh, she's a good speller, let's let her live." That's how I see it, anyway.

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Posted: 17 January 2018 - 03:02 PM

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QUOTE (Dragondog @ 10 January 2018 - 06:50 PM)

Okay, if this happened to me as a kid, I'd be questioning my anxiety levels.

Bad spelling runs in their family. It's THIEF and CLOSET.

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Posted: 18 January 2018 - 12:27 AM

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QUOTE (Dragondog @ 14 January 2018 - 07:37 PM)

This sounds like something my best friends' dad would've done. I swear, those of us with insect and spider phobias don't get any respect from those without them.

To be honest, I see myself do that as well.

I think the poison that was used was applied to this knife, passed to the mutton when it was cut and then activated by the wine. - MacGyver.
Sometimes you just have to die a little inside to be reborn and rise again as a stronger and wiser version of you.
It's better to be a little sad than to be fake content.

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Posted: 18 January 2018 - 11:36 AM

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QUOTE (MacGyverGod @ 17 January 2018 - 06:27 AM)

QUOTE (Dragondog @ 14 January 2018 - 07:37 PM)

This sounds like something my best friends' dad would've done. I swear, those of us with insect and spider phobias don't get any respect from those without them.

To be honest, I see myself do that as well.

A little gentle teasing is fine, like what you see in the text. After all, ever since I saw "Halloween Knights", I've been ribbing Murdoc/MDB about that snake scene. (Not directly. I've never communicated with MDB.) But I bet anything he did nothing about the moth after making fun of her.

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Posted: 18 January 2018 - 11:37 AM

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Just a little odd....

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Posted: 19 January 2018 - 02:48 PM

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Sorry if I'm posting too many texting jokes, but I've got a lot of 'em.

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Posted: 19 January 2018 - 05:24 PM

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Posted: 20 January 2018 - 04:33 AM

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Please remove all furniture and household equipment before doing this.

Only do this in case of emergency and if you're alone.

When the waterslide has dried up.

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Posted: 20 January 2018 - 07:04 AM

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Oh my gosh, MG, those are hilarious!

Thanks for the advice...... I guess.

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Posted: 21 January 2018 - 01:49 AM

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He was the best martial-artist ever and even that he can take it to the next level.
Rumour has it he trained Yoda and taught him everything he knows.

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Posted: 21 January 2018 - 05:50 AM

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Eggceptional, wouldn't you say? Mac probably has some scientific explanation for that.

You wonder, did this actually ever happened to Mac?

Looks like I passed my 6500th post.

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Posted: 21 January 2018 - 06:04 AM

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I've seen eggs do that in other videos. I have no idea what kind of science is behind them.

And yeah, I can picture Mac having those science fails when he was a kid first starting out.

I sense sarcasm in this one.

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Posted: 21 January 2018 - 03:02 PM

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The down side to having hip parents

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Posted: 22 January 2018 - 12:14 AM

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Posted: 22 January 2018 - 04:39 AM

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QUOTE (MacGyverGod @ 20 January 2018 - 07:50 PM)

Eggceptional, wouldn't you say? Mac probably has some scientific explanation for that.

A twin egg? Maybe it was made by some spy chicken?

Congrats to your 6500th post!

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Posted: 23 January 2018 - 02:16 AM

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Trojan horse chicken?

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Posted: 23 January 2018 - 04:31 AM

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You ever tried eating after a dentist visit?

Cart fails twice to get on a hill. Second time he does an Ace Ventura "like a glove".

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Posted: 23 January 2018 - 08:19 AM

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Ha ha.... Ugh...

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Posted: 23 January 2018 - 08:20 AM

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