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Dragondog

Posted: 24 January 2018 - 02:58 PM

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Kids.... Eww...

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Posted: 24 January 2018 - 11:58 PM

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If my kid would do that, text me or wake me up at that hour to tell me that, I'd confiscate his phone and ground him.

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Posted: 25 January 2018 - 03:01 PM

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This sounds like something I would say.

I can be very sarcastic.

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Posted: 26 January 2018 - 12:20 AM

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Now, that's a good one.

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Posted: 26 January 2018 - 09:14 AM

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Nice one, kid!

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Posted: 26 January 2018 - 10:55 AM

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And nice one, Mom!

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Posted: 26 January 2018 - 10:57 AM

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Just in case you needed clarification...

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Posted: 26 January 2018 - 10:58 AM

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no

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Posted: 26 January 2018 - 10:58 AM

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Okay, this is the last one I've got.

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Posted: 26 January 2018 - 02:50 PM

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Admit it, we've all been here at some point, right? I know I have.....

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Posted: 26 January 2018 - 09:57 PM

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Posted: 27 January 2018 - 11:33 AM

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"The bag's not for what I take. It's for what I find along the way!"
"EXACTLY!"

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Posted: 28 January 2018 - 02:40 PM

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I always wondered about this...

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Posted: 28 January 2018 - 02:43 PM

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This is hilarious. My friend showed it to me.

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Posted: 29 January 2018 - 02:46 PM

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Pretty much the one GOOD thing about math problems.

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Posted: 29 January 2018 - 02:49 PM

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Totally.

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Posted: 30 January 2018 - 08:57 AM

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One of my friends has three cats. When he comes to visit we have a Simon's Cat marathon... Simon's Cat anyone? XD

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Posted: 30 January 2018 - 09:57 AM

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Oh my gosh... the bed-making!

The scene with the box reminds me of why I love cats... The bed-making reminds me of why I don't have one.

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Posted: 30 January 2018 - 10:45 AM

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QUOTE (Jediferret @ 29 January 2018 - 10:57 PM)

One of my friends has three cats. When he comes to visit we have a Simon's Cat marathon... Simon's Cat anyone? XD

yes, that's exactly how it feels like making your bed when you have a cat

That's always a sign you might be in trouble if your dashboard is on fire...
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Posted: 30 January 2018 - 10:54 AM

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QUOTE (Dragondog @ 29 January 2018 - 11:57 PM)

The scene with the box reminds me of why I love cats... The bed-making reminds me of why I don't have one.

thankfully, not all cats are like that

. they all have their own quirks like humans.

my first cat was very interested in sleeping on my bed, or actually - not even on my pillow, but inside my bedroll. sometimes I couldn't find her only to realize she hid inside the bedroll. she also liked to sit on me when I was laying on the bed reading

my dad's cat never even tries to get onto the bed. she likes to check out my bedroom, though (since the door is usually closed since I'm only visiting once every month or so) - sniffing every corner and playing with every pen or round object she finds laying around. this cat's mother on the other hand liked to steal things - you couldn't ever leave your glasses anywhere in her reach

and I once caught her carrying my cellphone away since it was oh so conveniently placed inside the knitted "cellphone socket".

That's always a sign you might be in trouble if your dashboard is on fire...
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Posted: 30 January 2018 - 10:57 AM

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QUOTE (DashboardOnFire @ 29 January 2018 - 04:54 PM)

QUOTE (Dragondog @ 29 January 2018 - 11:57 PM)

The scene with the box reminds me of why I love cats... The bed-making reminds me of why I don't have one.

thankfully, not all cats are like that

and I once caught her carrying my cellphone away since it was oh so conveniently placed inside the knitted "cellphone socket".

I'd probably own one if cats never shed. I love animals, but can't stand animal hair. I guess Sphynx cats don't.

My sister ALWAYS says this.

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Posted: 31 January 2018 - 02:44 PM

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When you don't know the lyrics to a song... Just wing it!

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Posted: 1 February 2018 - 07:21 AM

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I ALWAYS do this...

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Posted: 1 February 2018 - 07:46 AM

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This describes my life.

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Posted: 1 February 2018 - 07:47 AM

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Guilty...

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Posted: 1 February 2018 - 09:28 AM

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Posted: 1 February 2018 - 09:28 AM

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I'm SO using this...

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Posted: 1 February 2018 - 10:02 AM

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Happy birthday to you too.

Look at him go.

He does look like him.

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Posted: 1 February 2018 - 10:42 AM

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yep.

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Posted: 1 February 2018 - 12:21 PM

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