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Posted: 9 August 2018 - 05:21 AM

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Posted: 9 August 2018 - 01:50 PM

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Posted: 14 August 2018 - 10:19 AM

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I'm dying.

I probably should feel bad about that, but I don't.

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MacGyverGod

Posted: 16 August 2018 - 03:50 AM

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You know that song Love At First Sight by Kylie Minogue?

There you have it: 'It was love, it was love, it was love at first sight.'

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Posted: 18 August 2018 - 01:25 PM

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I'm not desperate or anything, but I made this:

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Posted: 19 August 2018 - 12:23 AM

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My half would be blue.

MacGyverGod

Posted: 23 August 2018 - 07:59 AM

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Why shouldn't the roles be reversed?

Imagine Jurassic Park being run by dinosaurs, who are using people as attraction and one a stormy night, the people break out and eat dinosaurs.

MacGyverGod

Posted: 25 August 2018 - 02:29 AM

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I knew it. They come from outerspace. We eat their eggs, to become like them. That's why we call people... chicken.

Dragondog

Posted: 28 August 2018 - 12:04 PM

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Posted: 28 August 2018 - 01:58 PM

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Posted: 28 August 2018 - 04:37 PM

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QUOTE (Dragondog @ 27 August 2018 - 08:04 PM)

Lol! That's hilarious!

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Posted: 29 August 2018 - 11:45 AM

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I forgot if I ever posted this, but I'll just leave this here...

It makes me giggle...

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MacGyverGod

Posted: 29 August 2018 - 11:34 PM

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Great video.

Here's a video of all the things you can put in your butt. Let's boogie.

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Posted: 30 August 2018 - 06:27 AM

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QUOTE (Jediferret @ 28 August 2018 - 06:45 PM)

I forgot if I ever posted this, but I'll just leave this here...

It makes me giggle...

Huh, I never realized how much of a clutz MacGyver can be sometimes

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Posted: 30 August 2018 - 11:50 AM

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QUOTE (Dragondog @ 29 August 2018 - 01:27 PM)

Huh, I never realized how much of a clutz MacGyver can be sometimes

Lol Oh yeah, it's one of the reasons I love his character so much. He's not very graceful, but it does make him more realistic that he can't seem to stay on his feet.

Meanwhile... in Kentucky...

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Posted: 30 August 2018 - 08:40 PM

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Thank goodness for Mac....I feel a little more normal!

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Posted: 30 August 2018 - 08:41 PM

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Sounds like Pennsylvania Jedi!

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Posted: 31 August 2018 - 12:57 AM

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I sent that video to a friend of mine, and his response was... the human race is doomed. lol

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Posted: 2 September 2018 - 12:26 PM

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So I made this meme a few days ago, then posted it on Pinterest. It now has over 250 people pinning it. I'm overly proud of myself

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Posted: 2 September 2018 - 12:30 PM

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Also, between reading MDB's tweets, and watching episodes of Miraculous on Netflix, I noticed something...

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Posted: 9 September 2018 - 12:35 PM

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Posted: 12 September 2018 - 06:53 AM

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LOL! I've seen that one before... XD Messed up, but pretty darn funny.

One of these days I will try Death Wish Coffee... just to find out if it'll kill me.

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Posted: 12 September 2018 - 04:15 PM

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That's great!

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Posted: 14 September 2018 - 02:14 PM

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Absolutely Jedi!!

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Posted: 17 September 2018 - 01:10 PM

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Soooooo true XD

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Posted: 18 September 2018 - 05:37 AM

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Wahahaaaa!!!!

Dragondog

Posted: 18 September 2018 - 06:47 AM

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Posted: 19 September 2018 - 05:44 AM

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LOL! Some of those are a bit messed up... XD

Anyone watch Robot Chicken besides me? Anyone???

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Posted: 19 September 2018 - 02:51 PM

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Birds can be jerks XD

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Posted: 19 September 2018 - 11:17 PM

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Unless it was you in the car.

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