A new story!!!! By... moi! You'll enjoy this one, I assure you. But this time it's different. This time no jungle in South-America. It's a MacGyver/Bad Boys crossover. Should be an interesting combination. Alright a few thing to look out for:
1) Set in 1997 but try to picture MacGyver with his 7th season haircut.
2) Somewhat (un)realistic maybe because of the crossover.
3) The MacGyver character on it's most adventureous.
4) Written & Directed by me.
5) Music by Ken Harrison and special guest composer Marc Mancina.
6) The genres are: Action, adventure and comedy.
7) Introducing our most important characters: Richard Dean Anderson as MacGyver, Dalton James as Sean A. "Sam" Malloy, Mario Vandermeulen as Himself (hey that would be me), Dana Elcar as Peter Thornton, Bruce Harwood as Willis, Christopher Neame as Erich von Leer, Kai Wulff as Nikolaus von Leer, Will Smith as Mike Lowry, Martin Lawrence as Marcus Burnett, Joe Pantoliano as Captain Howard, and Tammy Lauren as Allie.
8) Rated R. Watch out for some violence and language.
Most of all, have fun reading it.


(We open with a view at the ocean when the main titles appear under the music of Marc Mancina's theme song of Fair Game)
Chapter One
At the beach of Miami, Florida
1997

Ah, vacation! Yeah, we needed some time off. Our jobs was at the Phoenix Foundation were getting way too heavy. After a nine week assignment in three different countries, I was ready to tear up my contract. But Pete holds me back and says to take some time off and actually we deserved it. He suggested a nine-day vacation in Miami. MacGyver whined, since it was a beach vacation, but eventually, he agreed to come. So our vacation lasted four days already. MacGyver, Sam and I were laying down on the beach. On our beach chairs to be exact with our sunglasses on. I was looking at the girls in bikini walking around on the beach and some of them were playing volleyball. I was drooling at them. My attention got drawn by two other girls. A blonde girl in a blue bikini was rubbing her dark haired friend in red bikini with a sun blocks. (music fades away here)
‘Do you see something you like, Mario?’ MacGyver asked.
I could only nod.
‘Sam, check this out!’ I said.
‘Sam? MacGyver looked at his son, who was pretending he was a sleep.
‘Sam, stop pretending like you’re a sleep and look at this!’
‘What? What is it?’
‘Two girls rubbing each other with sun blocks.’
‘Woohoo!’
‘Look, she loosens the straps of her friend’s bikini top,’ I said.
MacGyver and Sam said both: ‘Whoa!’
All three of us lowered our sunglasses a little and peeked over the top of them. The girl rubbed over her friends legs. Now all three of us said: ‘Whoa!’
‘You see Mac? Beach holidays can be interesting too,’ I said.
‘Yeah, yeah!’
‘Just look at that!’
‘My God, they’re so hot!!’ Sam expressed.
‘A bit too young for my taste,’ MacGyver said.
‘The younger the better. How old do you think they are?’ I asked.
‘Twenty-two, perhaps? Maybe twenty-three.’
‘That’s my age.’
‘So what?’ Sam asked.
‘The blond one is mine!’
‘I’ll take the brunette!’
Sam and I jumps out of our chairs and run to the girls.
‘Hey, guys, what about me?’ Mac asked.
‘They’re too young for your taste!!’ I said.
‘Just wait for me!’
MacGyver came after us. We went to the girls and talked to them. The blond one was called Allie and she was twenty-three, intense blue eyes. The brunette was called Andrea, also blue eyes. Allie looked very familiar to MacGyver but he wasn’t sure of where he could’ve met this girl. The name sounded so familiar. He once had a cousin called Allie but he hasn’t seen her since she was seven. All that he remembers is that she had a dog once. Anyway, what matters is that we like the girls and they like us. They asked us to play volleyball with the beach ball and we agreed to play. Me, Allie and MacGyver versus Andrea and Sam. It’s an unfair game but who cares. After a five minute play MacGyver got us to a 9-6 score. Ten minutes later, it was 15-9.
‘Okay, Mario it’s up to you. Smash him over the net!’ He said.
‘Come on, Super Mario!’ Allie said.
I smashed it over the net. Sam caught the ball and passed it to Andrea. Andrea hits the ball over the net.
‘I got it!’ Mac said.
In slow-motion MacGyver ran to the ball, jumps up and hits the ball again over the net. Sam hits the ball again. The ball flies over the net. Allie and I jumps up and hits the ball together at the same time. Unfortunately we didn’t score. Sam hits the ball again. Allie tries to hit the ball again but she misses. MacGyver caught the ball and hits it over the net again and scores. 16-9. After another attempt to hit the ball Allie falls on me.
‘Oh, I’m sorry. Did I hurt you, Super Mario?’
‘No, no, not at all. I’m alright.’
‘Good!’
She helped me to get up. When we were ready to continue our game, a loud explosion at sea was heard. We immediate turned to look at the sea. Apparently a freighter ship exploded. A fire in a mushroom cloud rose up. Everybody at the beach including us ran to the edge of the sea, to see what was going on. The coastguard and the Miami PD was directly at their positions, keeping people back.
‘Alright, now keep back! There’s nothing to see here, just keep back. Keep back! Carry on, with what you were doing! There’s nothing to see, absolutely nothing.’ A coastguard said.
Maybe he sees nothing, because the action takes places behind him. Another explosion followed. The explosion caused a shockwave throughout the ocean. The ship started to sink.
‘Whoa!’ I said.
We were standing at the front row.
‘Just get back!’ The coastguard said.
‘Look! I’m with the Phoenix Foundation, what’s going on? Maybe we can help!’ MacGyver said.
‘Right! Phoenix, you say?’
‘Yeah, a think tank in Los Angeles.’
‘What are you doing in Miami?’
‘Holidays! Now, what’s going on? What was on that ship?’
‘I don’t know. The ship was just passing through here.’
From behind us a car came on the beach with loud music on. It was a cop car from the Miami PD. The song that was playing seemed familiar in my ears. But of course!
‘Bad Boys, bad boys. What’cha gonna do? What’cha gonna do, when we come for you?’
‘You know that song?’ Mac asked.
‘Yeah. You never saw the movie Bad Boys of 1995?’
‘Oh, that movie with Will Smith?’
‘That’s the one and that’s them!’
And I was right. Mike Lowry and Marcus Burnett came out of the car, with their sunglasses on, singing their songs. They came closer to us and took over the show.
‘Alright, now, what’s going on here? Where are them bad guys?’ Mike asked. ‘Who is responsible for all them fireworks, huh?’
‘Detective, we don’t know yet.’
‘I hate it, when people say that,’ Marcus said.
(Surprising music comes up here when the bad guys are shown then fades away)
Somewhere at the entrance of the beach two mysterious men were observing the whole thing that has happened. They both had binoculars.
‘The ship is sinking, my brother,’ one of the two said.
‘Yes! That’s where we’ll have to be, if we want to steal the gold,’ the other one said.
The two brothers appeared to be Erich and Nikolaus Von Leer. They’re two wealthy treasure-hunters looking for more wealth and richness, than they already have. Every treasure or archaeological artefact, they get their hands on will be sold on the black market.
‘There’s a lot of Miami PD, brother,’ Nikolaus said.
‘I know,’ Erich answered. ‘It’s not going to be easy. We’ll have to wait till it’s night before we can strike.’
Nikolaus looked through his binoculars again and saw MacGyver.
‘MacGyver?’ Nikolaus was astonished.
‘What?’
‘MacGyver is here.’
‘MacGyver?’
‘Yeah, MacGyver.’
‘What’s he doing here?’
‘I don’t know, Erich. There are couple of guys with him, two black cops and two girls with him.’
‘Don’t worry. We have enough henchmen. I’ll send Mammon, to kill MacGyver.’
‘Mammon?’
‘Yeah. He’s the only one, who kept his loyalty to me.’
‘Where’s, Shima?’
‘Shima is dead because of Mammon. If we can get rid of MacGyver and his friends, the gold belongs to us.’
‘Very good.’
‘So, you’re sayin’ this *bad word removed*ing ship just blew up?’ Mike Lowry asked.
‘What kind of crap is that?’ Marcus wondered.
‘I don’t know,’ a coastguard said.
‘Gentlemen, please,’ MacGyver intervened.
‘And who the hell might you be, friend?’ Mike said.
‘Name’s MacGyver. I’m with the Phoenix Foundation and don’t you think you should go and help those people instead of asking questions?’
‘He’s right, Mike!’ Marcus said.
‘OK, then let’s go,’ Mike said
‘Can we borrow a speedboat or two from you guys?’ MacGyver asked to the coastguard.
‘We’ll bring up the whole team and help you guys out.’
‘Just hurry up. It’s a way too beautiful day, for this,’ Mike said.
(Suspenseful rescue music comes up here)
The coast guard brought the whole team and they went on the sea with ten speedboats. MacGyver, Sam and I were in one boat. Mike and Marcus in another and in eight other boats the coastguard were following us on our on tail. The closer we came, the more danger I sensed. MacGyver sensed it too and we looked at each other. The ship was burning and the bow was sticking in the air. People on the ship were screaming for help and tried to get away from the ship. They jumped of the ship but it appeared something more dangerous was in the water. When we came closer a big red stain was to be seen in the water. It looked like a puddle of blood. Sam saw it too. Something was going on and that became certain when my face lost it’s colour. A great white shark jumped out of the water with his jaws wide open. The shark took on the boat right next to me. Sam and I screamed.
‘AAAAAAAGGGGHHHH!!!!’
The boat got bitten in half and the people who were on it got eaten. Sam and I looked shocked at each other. Apparently, that wasn’t the only shark around. There appeared to be three more. Another shark jumped out of the water and let his body crush another boat. An explosion followed but the shark was unhurt and continued to feast upon the flesh of those who were willing to help the victims of the ship. MacGyver tried to think of something. He saw Mike and Marcus grabbing their guns.
‘What are you doing?’ MacGyver asked.
‘We’re going to kill those mother*bad word removed*ers,’ Mike said.
‘I hope you’re talking about those sharks.’
‘Do you see any other mother*bad word removed*ers, around here?’ Marcus asked.
Mike and Marcus started to shoot at them but they always missed.
‘Marcus, you gotta learn to shoot, man. This is pathetic.’
‘I ain’t seeing you hitting nothing either.’
Mike and Marcus were arguing about missing all the time instead of shooting at the danger.
‘Dad, isn’t the shark an endangered species?’
‘Ooh, well…,’
Eventually Mike and Marcus started to shoot again. MacGyver and the rest of us tried to save what was left to save. People from the ship came swimming to the boats.
‘Help us, please!!!’ someone screamed.
MacGyver searched were the sound came from.
‘Over here!!’
MacGyver turned around again, to see where it came from and found a victim. But did he saw that good? The victim looked like Willis.
‘Willis?!’
‘MacGyver!! Help me, I can’t swim!!’
‘Alright, hang on Willis!’
MacGyver took out of a box a piece of rope, swung it around through the air and threw it at Willis.
‘Grab on to the rope, Willis!!’
Willis took on to the rope and MacGyver pulled him to the boat.
‘Give me your hand, Willis,’ I said.
We pulled Willis inside.
‘Thanks!!’
So we saved Willis. Big deal. The trouble wasn’t over yet, many people were still in the ocean fighting for their lives. We threw the rope back in the ocean to save other people’s lives. Other boats did the same thing. The ship slowly sinks further and further. The bow was still sticking in the air. Another shark jumps out of the water followed by the other. They both jump over the bow of the ship and eat up more people. To make sure they didn’t jump on our boat, Mac had to make a sharp turn to the left. He did it very harshly and it threw me out of the boat.
‘MacGy…,’ I said but the water I got in my mouth made the rest of his name sound gargling.
‘Great going, dad. You threw Mario out of the boat.’
‘Well, get him back in, then.’
‘Give me your hand, Mario,’ Sam said.
I gave him my hand and he pulled me out of it.
‘Now, stay in the boat.’
‘Alright! Do we have everybody?’ MacGyver asked.
‘We have 27 people in total,’ a coastguard said. ‘There’s no more room, for the rest of them.’
‘MacGyver, we can’t just leave them here,’ I said.
MacGyver looked around, but the majority of the people who were left in the water were as good as dead.
‘We can’t save them anymore,’ MacGyver said.
I sighed. Many boats were still empty, but we were missing a few boats too. One of the sharks jumps again and bites in the bow of Mike’s and Marcus’ boat.
‘Holy *bad word removed*! You mother*bad word removed*er!’ Marcus said.
Both men started to shoot on the shark. The shark was pierced through with bullets, but didn’t die, that fast. Mike started to beat the shark with his fists.
‘Oh, yeah!? What’cha tryin’ to do, huh? Coming up here, eating a Miami boat? You wanna know somethin’, it’s ya mama. Your mama shouldn’t have met your papa and shouldn’t have gave you birth. I’m always in to seafood. You just wait when I’m finished with you, then you’ll become a dead little nothing on my plait with some salad and French fries and some goddamn good barbecue sauce.’
‘Outta the way, Mike. This one’s mine. Time to fry little fishy.’
Mike saw that Marcus took a flare gun and fired in the sharks mouth. The flare exploded in the sharks mouth and the shark itself blew up too. Bits and pieces flew through the air and landed in the ocean but also landed on the boats. Everybody got covered up with pieces of the shark.
‘This is so disgusting!’ MacGyver said.
Erich and Nikolaus Von Leer saw the whole thing with their binoculars and thought the same thing.
‘Did you see that?’ Nikolaus asked. ‘Now that is disgusting.’
‘I hate these filthy things,’ Erich said.
The bow was still sticking in the air but the rate of sinking increased faster and faster. When the last part of the bow was about the sink it exploded first, then it sank beneath the waves going to the depths of the ocean.
‘Whoa!’ I said.
‘Now, let’s get out of here, before things gets worse.’ MacGyver said. MacGyver made all the boats return and went back to the shore with everybody else.
Erich and Nikolaus noticed that MacGyver’s rescue operation succeeded.
‘Let’s get out of here,’ Nikolaus said. ‘We’ll get MacGyver later.’
The brothers left the beach when MacGyver reached it with his rescued souls. We were welcomed by applause and cheers :thumbs: . (The music fades away here with a part of the MacGyver theme song)
‘Great going, fella’s!’ a man with a surfboard said.
‘Now, that was awesome!! A great show, just like in the movies!!!’ another man said.
‘I couldn’t have done it better myself!!’ a third man said.
Allie and Andrea came to us and hugged us.
‘That was amazing, you guys.’ Andrea said.
‘Call us, then we can go on a date, if you’re interested,’ Allie said who gave us a note with their numbers on.
‘555-139141?’ I asked.
‘Yep, that’s it.’
‘Mine’s 555-162104,’ Andrea said.
Sam nodded.
‘What’ll happen now?’ Allie asked.
‘I don’t know,’ I said.
‘But I do know.’ MacGyver said.
‘Oh!’
‘Mike and Marcus wants us to go with them to the Miami Police Department.’
‘Why?’
‘To make a statement. First of all to check us out if we really work for the Phoenix Foundation and why we butted in, in their business.’
‘Arrested people has the right to make one telephone call, right?’ Sam asked.
‘Yes, Sam and I’m the one who’s going to make the call,’ MacGyver said. ‘Pete can help us out of here.’
‘What about the people, we saved?’ I asked again.
‘The paramedics are on the way, they’ll be alright.’
‘Come on!!’ Mike said. ‘Captain’s waitin’.’
‘Can we first get our stuff?’ I asked.
‘Hurry up. Captain’s going to be so mad, about what happened here.’ Marcus said.
I, MacGyver and Sam grabbed our stuff. We had our normal clothes back on. MacGyver had his white T-shirt, jeans and Nikes back on. I had my red T-shirt back on and my black jeans with Nikes. Sam had his black T-shirt back on together with his bluish jeans and Nikes. The girls came to join us. They changed there outfits too. Andrea wore a long jeans pants and also a white T-shirt with sleeves till her elbow. She wore tennis shoes. Allie wore a very short jeans with a blue t-shirt with long sleeves also with tennis shoes under it. When we were on the way to the police car. Allie holds my hand and pulls me closer.
‘I think I love you. You’ve done some heroic stuff out there.’
‘Well, it’s just part of my job and since we’ve just met…,’
‘Come closer.’
‘What?’
‘Come closer.’
I went a little closer and she kissed me softly on the lips.
‘I think I love you too,’ I said. ‘I’ll call you later, ok?’
She nodded and smiled. I went to the car and with MacGyver and Sam, we were brought to the Miami Police Department.
(We fade out here without music)

This is a dream you had last night, isn’t it? You have a baffling mind my friend.

these bits made me laugh out loud.

Is that supposed to be a complement?

I thought for a moment there you were going to come up with a MacGyverisms to get rid of lots of gigantic sharks I was disappointed when shooting them was the solution.

Jaws has got a lot to answer for!

I'm sure it was a big deal to Willis!

yeah, like fall out of the boat!

This confused me-

If there was many boats still empty why does the coast guard say there's no more room?

I thought you were one of the people who didn’t like it when the story could be about anyone and just happened to have MacGyver as the name of one of the characters? This is just a story about three guys on a beach. You name drop loads of people that are from the series and there is mention of Phoenix but no MacGyverisms and no truly MacGyver moments that I got.

So, what was Willis doing on a boat full of gold that the Von Leer's want to steal? Is there a next chapter? Maybe that will explain why all the MacGyver characters are involved and will let MacGyver shine a bit?

This story had a distinct lack of MacGyver for me... but, I did have fun reading it cause it made me laugh...however that also could be because I spent the day surrounded by paint fumes!

Orginal date of story post is presumably: May 21 2004.

I just realised that today is May 21st 2007. Ironically it's been today actually exactly 3 years ago since I first posted this story, May 21st 2004.

No, it's a dream I had three years ago.

Sorry to disappoint you.

Yes, he does, doesn't he?

Sarcasm.

Those 'many boat's' were also part of those few missing boats. The boats that went gone. That's on how I figured it back than.

This is just the beginning you know. MacGyver gets his moments and MacGyverisms. The idea was to have a MacGyver/Bad Boys crossover and actually that they have to work with Mike and Marcus. Actually I also let the whole Bad Boys environment rule over the story a bit, just to see how big the difference is of two gunhappy cops and a man who solves anything without guns. Can you imagine MacGyver in the middle of gunfight with Mike and Marcus, they got their guns blazing and MacGyver is using his time to think?
This was also the idea of having three guys on a beach. MacGyver, Sam and myself (yeah I added myself, I may have a little fun too), what are they doing when they got some time off.

So there's a bit of everything of Bad Boys in the story: Miami, palm trees, beach, bikini's, guns.
But also from MacGyver: gold, The Von Leer brothers, MacGyverisms, Willis, Sam, and a lot more.

This is actually like Gold Rush but than set on a tropical place, with the intention of making a sort of adventure like National Treasure but than mixed with action in Bad Boys style. So there's a lot of gunfighting, action, language and an over the top chase to 'Disneyworld?' And an over the top ending.

I wonder what was Willis doing there? And yes of course there are next chapters, you mailed me the most chapters back after the crash, with exception of chapter five and eight, but I got them on my computer, just got to do some 're-scoring'.

I can understand that:

And you need some relaxation after hard days of work. Glad you liked it.

By the way made myself a little list of MacGyverisms I used in my stories so far.
http://www.macgyveronline.com/forums/index...?showtopic=3058